W.W.C.D.D?
(What Would Chris Doherty Do?)
Scranton Mayor Chris Doherty

Age:52
Education: College of Holy Cross
Elected: 2002
Party Affiliation: Democrat
Looks Like: Waldo
Dubious Wikipedia Entry Obviously Planted by Someone on the Payroll:
“Chris has ushered in an era of change in Scranton that is recognized as one of the most amazing in the country.”

Once upon a time, he was heir-apparent to a modest chain of Catholic tchotchke stores. Today, Scranton's nerdish Mayor Chris Doherty has set his sights on a higher authority - the golden gates of heavenly Harrisburg...